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All of our whalecum doormats are made out of natural coir fibers with "Spermy the whale" ejaculating which makes one awesome doormat.

With our southern charm and super badass sense of humor we strive on our customer service.  We are just normal people trying to make the world a better place one doormat at a time.

Our whalecum doormats are guaranteed to make your guest feel very whalecum or laugh their ass off and buy one for themselves.  Gotta love free advertisement.